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"THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. The End"
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And the girl lived happily and old maid ever after...
RispondiEliminaAndando OT (as usual) l'incipit della favoletta mi ha fatto venire in mente una canzone/favoletta (favolosa) di Peter Tosh rifatta da Trini Lopez (e molti altri), da scaricare e sentire:
"Shame and scandal in the family"
I say oh, misery
Shame and scandal in the family
Woe, misery
Shame and scandal in the family
Down in Trinidad there was a family
With much confusion as you will see
A mama and a papa and a boy who was grown
He wanted to marry and have a wife of his own
He found a girl she suited him nice
He went to his father to ask his advice
His father said: "Son, I have to say no,
The girl is your sister, but your mama don't know"
Oh, misery
Shame and scandal in the family
I say oh, misery
Shame and scandal in the family
Then a week went by and the summer came down
Soon the best girl on the island he found
He went to his papa to make it a date
His papa shook his head and to this he did say
"You Can't marry that girl I have to say no
Cause the girl is your sister, but your mama don't know"
Oh, misery
Shame and scandal in the family
I say Oh, misery
It’s shame and scandal in the family
He went to his mama, covered his head
He told his mum what his father had said
His mother she laughed,
she said: "Go man, go
Your daddy ain't your daddy, but your daddy don't know"
Oh, misery
It’s shame and scandal in the family
Oh, misery
Shame and scandal in the family
I say oh, misery
Shame and scandal in the family
I say oh, misery
ahahah,
RispondiEliminacarina! scaricherolla! ;-)